Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Nickel Fish

Picking up every available overtime shift and pretending it’s to help everyone else

Bedinghaus is a real Nickel Fish. He’s always at work

by Gilps May 18, 2022

fish test

to see if the girl's vagina smells like fish

i did the fish test on a girl last night.

by bon jovai August 7, 2011

nerd fishing

when one ties a Sci Fi novel to the end of a fishing pole and hopes to catch a nerd.

She's totally "nerd fishing" tonight.

by fenderboarder January 24, 2011

Tickle fish

When you tickle a girl’s pussy until it smells fishy.

Yo bro i tickle fished that girl last night.

by Rhehdh April 16, 2021

fish breakfast

When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.

Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”

Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”

Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”

by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023

fishing in the same hole

Two penises in the same hole.

Bro. We were totally fishing in the same hole last night!

by Kamillia May 28, 2022