e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

e-Commerce rape

When you can't take off the additional charges you have for items on your online purchase that you never selected.

Ben "I just booked my flight online and I was charged for things I didn't want like insurance, seat selection and a meal. I called them and told them No No No I don't want insurance but they said it's non-refundable"
Simon "You are a victim of e-commerce rape"

by Benji12369 April 11, 2019

Bist E

1. Something that your boss says to you when you ask him how many carts to downstack. Also used as a greeting when you both suffer from Horrible Boss Syndrome.

2. When you send a text to your boss asking him what to do, and he accidentally butt-texts you instead of responding.

"Man, all of our carts are full, and we have so much more to take in."
"Bist E!"

Never work for Savers

by ToriGee April 14, 2019

little boy E

ethan. the most amazing guy to ever exist?? i agree. it's impossible to not love him, but it's best if you back up. everything about him is so perfect, even his flaws. he's perhaps also the cutest guy out there. he always act so tough, but truth is that he has a heart that's so fragile. he is soft, very soft and it's so adorable. no one would ever want to break his precious heart. especially keyo, her heart is like connected to his.

ethan: breathes

keyo: fuck you now i'm soft

little boy E 🥺

by ethan's stalker, keyo April 16, 2019

e-fucking

When someone is so in love with you, that they disregard all opinions and decide to focus on only you and your sexual interests.
Fuck you Emily

I wanna tell Alyssa that she's wasting her time with her boyfriend, but she's to busy E-fucking him

by Ethan fucking roloviski April 18, 2019

E girl

E-girls are girls that have an Emo personality. They normally put black hearts on their cheeks. They will also be spotted wearing a striped shirt with something to do with Urban Outfitters over the shirt. They will also be found rolling there eyes into there head .

Ugh she is such an E girl

by softgirl101 September 13, 2019

E. Hawtreys

A facebook personality impersonating someone who actually knows something about football, but thinks goalposts are made of cheese and thinks the Green Bay Packers are still relevant. His other claim to fame is that his family tree does not fork, giving it more the appearance of a telephone pole.

E. Hawtreys thinks Urban Dictionary cant be edited by literally anyone.

by Bartok the Wise September 15, 2019