cunted

v. A term when playing bags. To catch the front of the box but not land on the board is to cunt.

That would have been a nice throw had you not cunted.

by S machine8 September 6, 2006

cunt rag

A. a rag that can be used to wipe sweaty cuts
B. a person you wouldn't want to be associated with for any reason
C. a shity situation

A. pass me that cunt rag please
B. I wish that cunt rag would fuck off
C. Well this is just one big cunt rag

by Pink Lady April 13, 2006

Cunt Nugget

An obnoxious little kid.

(Does not have to be a red-head.)

1. Stop screaming, you little cunt nugget.

2. (While giving the kid a noogie) Hey, cunt nugget.

by Coop R. December 16, 2008

cunt bubble

a womens fart that when expelled with bum clenched comes in the form of a bubble that travels upward and enters the gash where it then requires squeezing of certain muscles to aid escape. tikka masala and fish!

martin i just did a cunt bubble

by fuddumpton May 16, 2007

cunt barf

(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")

1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation

2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse

1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."

2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"

by ayche_to_tha_izz_eye_rum May 23, 2006

boss cunt

Noun; the best type of cunt, and the cuntiest type of boss.
If somebody is a boss cunt. They are better than you.

Look at that guy. He is a boss cunt.

by Sam Cole June 23, 2008

cunt stuffer

a bit of cotton that a woman inserts in her vagina whilst on the rag

ah shit blood is gushing out of my bearded clam best ram a cunt stuffer up there!

by tommy and k bear February 4, 2008