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Microsoft Word 

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.
Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?

one word 

Used in spelling out an email address or website to indicate there's no gap or dot between words.
Go to dub dub dub myspace dot com, one word.
one word by 735513 August 21, 2006
Like saying i swear to god, used when your telling some one something, or when there asking you something.
(Your Buddie)i was out last night and almost got jumped,, (You)your word? or (You)my word i almost got jumped last night. or even like this, my word i would never do that, or my word this food is amazing
my word by ruzie ru April 4, 2008

[Bird is the Word]

A fact expressed through song by Peter Griffin.
Everybody knows that the bird is the word,
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
typically used sarcastically when being presented with the same information multiple times.
Guy 1: Remember that time I yelled "Kobe" and scored from the corner on a buzzer beating 3 pointer?
Guy2: Oh word? Not like I heard this story 70 times.
oh word by cheeekkyyy December 2, 2014
The word [Karen], in the definition of entitled middle-aged woman.
You said the k-word on Twitter.
k-word by Tiernan47 April 26, 2020