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Rusty o-ring

When a man fucks a person in the ass then wipes the head on the partner's lips as when applying lipstick.
After a jack hammering anal session I turned her around and gave her a generous rusty o-ring just before she had to work.
by Scuzpunk April 6, 2017
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Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.
by Nut N run September 1, 2017
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sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.
She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.
by TC Lover September 30, 2017
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
by Leo253 December 13, 2017
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Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.
by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018
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Thumb looking for a ring finger

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.
Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.
by SaintBubblegum June 14, 2018
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