Brie Penis Cure 

A way to treat erectile dysfunction using soft cheese.

Stephen Colbert: "I thought Reince Priebus might be an anagram for something but all I could find was Brie Penis Cure ... It makes sense, he is from Wisconsin"

As shown on the Colbert Report, Jan. 5, 2011

Brie Penis Cure by LongLiveTheRBV January 7, 2011

curved penis 

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

curved penis by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017

Nigga Penis 

When you jerk off so much that your penis is a significantly darker colour than the rest of your skin.

"hey bro, why is your dick so black. You got a STD or some shit?"

"Nah bro, it's just a bad case of nigga penis"

Nigga Penis by Biga Triga December 10, 2019

The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

The Penis Monkey challenge by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021

guacamole nigga penis 

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

guacamole nigga penis by Samee Ray June 22, 2020

Big Penis Syndrome (BPS) 

When a male has an unusually large penis

I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...

Big Penis Syndrome (BPS) by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017

acorn penis 

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

acorn penis by Magic M December 17, 2006