Ha! You've just been boxed!
by Qwert22557799 April 3, 2017

by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

by Jeremy Ooten November 24, 2021

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023

Someone: Hey Dude Where Did You Got That?
Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box
Someone: What?
Someone1: I Got It In Somewhere In Somewhat In Somekind Box
Someone: What?
by Yurixc XD April 13, 2019
