ben the god

-a guy who is basically perfect
-can be a dick sometimes
-has blue eyes and blond hair
-looks almost perfect

-is a perfect lover and is very nice

-everyone loves him

Person 1:Oh look that guy over there he got bitches and money and everything he is a real Ben the god!
Person 2:Yeah and he still nice and heals people in Africa etc.!

by FelixHardschwänz3 December 31, 2016

Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Oh munger god

A version of the phrase oh my god that was correcred by auto correct while using a French keyboard

He really said oh munger god

by Todobaku_Shipper_69 February 15, 2020

God

The being or spirit that is worshiped as the creator of the universe.

Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God.
Muslims believe in the absolute oneness of God (Allah).
Jews believe in the absolute oneness of God (Tetragrammaton).

by 4dam December 15, 2023

God's Royal Prince

The God's Royal Prince is the most powerful God there is. In fact the God's Royal Prince is more powerful that Zeus, Hades and Poseidon and even more powerful than GOD himself, even though no knows how this god like juggernaut came about just remember he's a God with in the 3rd right

I want to be able to doing anything I desire i want to be a God Royal Prince bc be The God's Royal Prince means your the most powerful God like CREATURE in the world.

by Kat Cummings July 12, 2017

Hopscotch with God

An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying

Tyler just did a hopscotch with God!

by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014