Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024

This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!

Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? 👌So brave👌 Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023

A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimate “president” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.

Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023

you're fucking gay

as in homosexual - Johnn Marston's famous words from the popular Rockstar games. Red Dead Redemption

"Hey, i like men"
"YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, AS IN HOMOSEXUAL''

by ballingtonthefirst24 October 2, 2023

o mother fucking k

When someone is fed up with you cause you won't shut your mouth

Person 1: * Keeps repeating themselves*
Person 2: O MOTHER FUCKING K, I GET IT DAMN

by ROWLANDDATBOII October 4, 2023

And I FUCKING OOP!

An expression when you are so shooketh to the core and gagged that it is the only appropriate response.

You did not just say that... And I FUCKING OOP!!!!!

Wtf did you just say? Bitch and I fucking OOP!!!

Oooooo that was awkward.. And I FUCKING OOP!!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023

gay ass fucking black guy

black guy thats like really gay

that's a gay ass fucking black guy

by iamwhoknocks October 25, 2023