cock on a stick

Derogatory slang to mean someone is an imbecile.

The word derived from my colleague sully when I was helping him move boxes and accidentally dropped a box on his foot.

Sully: "Chris you cock on a stick....you've just dropped that box on my foot"

Chris: "Your the cock on a stick for leaving your foot where the box would fall on it"

by Chris_Pert July 26, 2006

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cock finger

A cock so small that it's size is comparable to the size of a finger. (so if you have one, you're better off fingering her, atleast you can double up.)

Or it can be used as an insult.

You mother fucking cock finger, back the fuck up!
Your cock finger cannot stand up to my large member!

by Turk Turkeyman December 8, 2005

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Half-Cocked

A Half Erected penis

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban

by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004

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cock tease

a fine young woman you know could give you extreme sexual pleasure but instead will leave you with a hard on and plans on how to get some box action.

mikayla tells finn all day how much she wants to smash him but denys him any rights to sex, cockteasing him constantly.

by hiphop mofo January 22, 2005

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cock sandwich

1- A moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky

The guy who dropped the ball is a huge cock sandwich.
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich

by MetsBallers.com September 9, 2009

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The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.

Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

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