cunted

v. A term when playing bags. To catch the front of the box but not land on the board is to cunt.

That would have been a nice throw had you not cunted.

by S machine8 September 6, 2006

cunt rag

A. a rag that can be used to wipe sweaty cuts
B. a person you wouldn't want to be associated with for any reason
C. a shity situation

A. pass me that cunt rag please
B. I wish that cunt rag would fuck off
C. Well this is just one big cunt rag

by Pink Lady April 13, 2006

Cunt Nugget

An obnoxious little kid.

(Does not have to be a red-head.)

1. Stop screaming, you little cunt nugget.

2. (While giving the kid a noogie) Hey, cunt nugget.

by Coop R. December 16, 2008

cunt bubble

a womens fart that when expelled with bum clenched comes in the form of a bubble that travels upward and enters the gash where it then requires squeezing of certain muscles to aid escape. tikka masala and fish!

martin i just did a cunt bubble

by fuddumpton May 16, 2007

cunt barf

(transv; orig. Latin, <I>cuntae barfae</I>: "the great abyss swells with the bodies of her victims")

1. <I>n</I>A thick yellow-whitish vaginal excretion following heterosexual intercourse, achievable only by simultaneous-climaxation

2. <I>v</I> The common goal of sexual intercourse

1. "Dude...your cunt is barfing."

2. "BITCH, I wanna' see your cunt barf!"

by ayche_to_tha_izz_eye_rum May 23, 2006

Cunt Rag

Some one who is obsessed with strippers/escorts/whores. But is so vile, they cant even pay to get laid.

"nasty strippers love to rub their nasty dripping cum filled vag's all over you every night after work. you fucking cunt rag."

by Mr. Spicy April 5, 2010

cunt face

A term used as an insult - first discovered over a game of PES it is believed. Meaning just what it says, and should only be used as an insult to someone who is the below any other insult - it is the worst insult possible!

Jon sees Michael fuckin his mam
Jon exclaims...
"OMG - you absolute cunt face!"

by warrenpeace7 July 25, 2008