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A nonsensical concept that originated from a TikTok video in 2025.
It comes in and out through the hole. That's the infinite asshole birth paradox for ya.
by roseluvies December 19, 2025
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Argentinian asshole apple

an apple out of an Argentinian's ass
Guy 1: dude, I ate this apple and it tasted like shit
guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty
by Vin the bigg January 12, 2026
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Red-Headed Ashley

Half a shot of raspberry sambuca, half a shot of peach schnapps.
Made famous by the infamous Ashley Love at Buddy's in Edmonton.
"Yo Lizzy! Three Red-Headed Ashley's!!
You, me, and Chad!"
by jstock14 April 3, 2009
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
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One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
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