coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Dipson dicked

when some gets fucked by dipson

Yo there’s catylin i think she just got dipson dicked

by Johnbooth December 4, 2021

Dick-Bricker

Someone so mean or such an asshole that they deserve a brick thrown at their dick at full force.

Jacob: Man, Thomas is a dick-bricker.
Steve: Yeah, I would so love to throw a brick at his dick.

by TheBiggestDingus September 20, 2016

dick fripp

A cum bubble that emerges from cock hole after sex. Related to the fripp nugget

After a night of sweet love making Albert lay back on the bed and blew a dick fripp much to his wife's delight.

by Lovecave Leroy August 23, 2016

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020