Why the Fuck Not?

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?

Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019

On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.

"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"

by Gordon Morrice January 10, 2008

Awe fuck

Sudden realization of ones misfortune.

Boss: Can you come in on Saturday?
Me: Awe fuck.

by tattlee October 17, 2008

butt fuck

What I'd certainly love to do to Jennifer Lopez.

Yo mami... that ass looks so good that it makes me want to butt fuck you all week long!

by Huidos January 6, 2004

double fuck

When two men shove their penises up a man's ass at the same time for sexual pleasure.

Wow, he took that double fuck up the ass and had trouble walking later that day.

That double fuck really hit the spot (on my prostate).

by unimatrix01 May 17, 2007

dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 8, 2006

Fuck Out

Used in response to sarcasm, disbelief, and or lies.
Synonyms: Loy, Oh Okay

Person 1: I just moved to West Palm and theres mad shorties out here.

Person 2: Oh, so you got shorties there?

Person 1: Fuck Out, not yet. But I will.

by wonder1872001 September 17, 2005