Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.

I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.

by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013

texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

big green pickle stick

the term for a inflamed D*ck that has a green or yellow skin color from infection

Yea she really freaked out when she laid eyes on his big green pickle stick.

by yeeyeepapaw123 November 6, 2014

Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal

Shit on a stick

by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015

Kentucky Stir Stick

The act of stirring a drink with a penis.

"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"

by starfoxxx October 28, 2015

snap the stick

when someone so fat try's to loose there virginity but fail's

person1:"stick it all the way in there"
person2:"its not going to work, your going to snap the stick"
person1:"trust me ,just do it!!"
person2:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
person1:"ooops!"

by thegammingpuppy June 27, 2016

all is going to stick

Everything, including time and space will be stick together like I stick my dick on your butt.

And at the end, all is going to stick, even if ya'll try'n to pull. Sucks, Bro.

by PraHag December 1, 2016