if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Fish Yes

The proper way to agree with someone or to just say yes

Dave: Wanna go to the bar?
James: FISH YES MOTHERFUCKER!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

productive fish

A person who strives to be more productive, educated, mindful, and happy.

You are such a productive fish. How do you manage everything?

by Productive Fish April 29, 2021

Fish to the Face

Refers to giving oral sex to a woman who could potentially have BV

Also could refer to giving someone your vagina aggressively

Person one: “I hooked up with a girl last night”
Person two: “Fish to the face or penetration?”

by Desereee June 19, 2021

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015

Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.

"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'

by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023