opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.

I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.

by Snowchick December 13, 2017

frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017

macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018

T-rex job

A sexual act where the girls hands are at the bottom of the dick ,and the guy grabs her head and pushes it down on his dick repeatedly making her gag.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a T-Rex job last night.

by Sexguide May 2, 2018

zam job

When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry

My grandma gave me a zam job at Christmas dinner

by Glenn McCard January 13, 2018

assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.

She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.

by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017

A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017