Dirty Nathan 

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.

"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."

Dirty Nathan by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022

dirty dartanion 

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

dirty dartanion by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

dirty robert 

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator

"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"

dirty robert by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022

Dirty Jacob’s Dad 

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.

“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

Dirty Jacob’s Dad by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022

Dirty mahoney 

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.

When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.

Dirty mahoney by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

dirty catfish 

The dirty cat fish: a grappling technique that requires the offensive party to penitrate the rectum of their opponent with one possibly two fingers of their choice..... those same fingers are placed in the mouth and cheek of the opponent similar to a fish hook. Pressure and disrespect are then applied in equal proportions

Todd won the match by using the dirty catfish.... it's unstoppable.

dirty catfish by Thiccndthirsty December 3, 2022

Dirty derby 

When a fat bearded man puts a suction cup dildo on the table and begins to go to town on it with his mouth and slapping himself in the face with it, while a female records it.

Last night Tyler performed a dirty derby with June, he used a 12inch monster in the kitchen.

Dirty derby by Anglethedangle December 12, 2022