Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

Yeo Tits

A males huge Voluptuous thick Kahunas

Last night I dreamt about Yeo Tits

by YEOASD April 3, 2019

Titted

the act of touching or grabbing boobs

'I JUST GOT TITTED LAST NIGHT'
'What's that?'
'it means we went to 2nd base'

by ideksoyeahokay December 1, 2014

tit waggle

A term used in road rage; calling someone an idiot

that person was such a tit waggle at the last light.

by FuzzyFlawed June 10, 2023

Send Tits Pic

January 19, the day where your girlfriend must send you pictures of her tits!

Andrew: Send tits

Denise: Why? 🤭

Andrew: it's 19th January, Send Tits Pic day 😍

Denise: Here they come~ 🤭❤️

by Ruddyzvat January 19, 2025

Dileet tit

A common phrase used by the alpha male Nigel Morris. The phrase is used when getting filmed and he wants the footage disposed of.

“Ahteya yu bettre Dileet tit or I get yu a blu knoese “

by Nigel Morrisowski January 24, 2019

tit pressure

The level of force exerted by a woman’s pair of breasts, felt by their male partner when engaging in the act of mammary intercourse.

She completely crushed every last drop of cum out of me using her massive 34 HH cup tits. The tit pressure made my ex and her 32 DDD’s feel entirely weak in comparison.

by anonymous April 2, 2024