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iPod Nazi

A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.
Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*

Jimmy: ...But...

Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?

Jimmy: No actually I do-

Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?

Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...
by Tacosaurus Rex September 21, 2010
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Grammar Nationalist

A type of Grammar Nazi who is particular to using the British/Canadian way of spelling words as opposed to the American spellings. Words such as "favorite" or "color" especially annoy the Grammar Nationalist.
MSN/Facebook Chat:
Person 1: What colour is your new car?
Person 2: It's a bluish/greyish color.
1: Sorry, what?
2: It's a bluish color like your girlfriend's car.
1: "Color"?

2: God damn it, you're such a grammar nationalist!
by Winterpeg November 18, 2010
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A Nancy Drew Morning

When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.
Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?
by Bren in Houston July 2, 2011
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Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.
I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.
by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011
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Jump Nazi

A person in a first person shooter who jumps in order to gain an advantage over an enemy. This maneuver may be executed while turning a corner to surprise their foe around said corner, or in open conflict. When killed by a jumper nazi, one feels the need to rant about their death, insulting the enemy, and try to convince themselves that they would have killed that bastard had they not jumped.
SMSchoirboy: Damn it, that jump nazi just got me... damn n00b.

TSwift_is_a_babe: I'm such a n00b.
by SMSchoirboy January 1, 2012
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Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.
An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.
by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012
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Phony Navy SEAL

An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.

Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.

Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"

"What class were you?"

"My what?"

"Your BUD/S Class....?"

"20 Bravo Delta 1"

"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
by High and Dry March 24, 2013
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