A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.
The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.
The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.
The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
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A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.
by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025
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