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Crunk o'clock 

Crunk (kru^ngk)
a euphemism for getting really crazy and fucked up on marijuana and alcohol (stoned and drunk. Chronic plus Drunk = Crunk). Or maybe crack and drunk. Or coke and drunk. Or maybe just being crazy and drunk. Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and fucked up.

o-clock (uh-klok)
an adverb meaning of, by, or according to the clock.

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Crunk o'clock (kru^ngk uh-klok)
Originating from the city of Portland, OR, the phrase is an exclamation of a heightened state of mental impairedness usually brought on by any combination of the aforementioned substances.

In addition to saying the phrase, the accompanying hand motion is equally as important

As defined by the phrase creator:

A celebratory gesture made by one (or in some cases many) person(s), by raising one hand to make a 90 degree angle of the arm — usually meant to indicate to spectators mutual acknowledgment of what time it is, and placing the other hand firmly on the axis of the 90 degree angle. With the hand that is extended into the air, a staccato downward motion towards the opposite elbow is made, making the performer appear to be "crunk," or to be miming a malfunctioning clock. (Porte 2006)
1. "Hey bitches, it's crunk o'clock!"

2. "Son, what time did you stay out last night?"
"I don’t know, Dad, most likely a little bit after crunk o'clock."
"Good job, Son"
Crunk o'clock by Crunker November 23, 2006
A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.
"How do you spell that guy Josh's name?" Girl1
"T-o-o-l!" Girl2
T-o-o-l by toolsarejerks January 7, 2010

M.O.L.L.E 

MOLLE stands for MOdular. Light weight. Loadbearing. Equipment. Primarily used by Militaries in general, including The US Military, paramilitary orgainizations, as well as Private Military Corporation (PMC). Usually it has space for pouches, such as:Ammo pouches, dump pouches, Admin pouches, ID pouches Pistol Mag pouches, etc. The back has room for a Hydration Carrier, or specific back packs
Hey man, is that a new M.O.L.L.E. rig?
Dude i can't believe all the MOLLE space on this thing! I could put anything on it!
Forget this stupid chest rig!! I'm getting me some MOLLE!!!
M.O.L.L.E by Cpt. Odo November 14, 2011

Bill O'Reilly

A fake politician who's only reply is "shut up" when he fails to interrupt someone. Bill O'Reilly tends to be proven wrong all the time, and has to edit out a ton of the footage to make someone look like a bad person.
"______ owns Bill O'Reilly on air." Fill that blank with anything and there's a 97% chance it has happened.
Bill O'Reilly by Psedoudnym July 5, 2015

M.Y.D.O. 

MasturbateYourDickOff:

Used when chatting with a guy. Most often used at the end when the guy cuts of the chat abruptly, usually to masturbate. therefore you say mydo. and since i just made it up, they won't know what your talking about, well, til now
After a sexy conversation....

Guy: um... yeah.. g2g

Me: mydo!

Guy:wtf

*looks it up on urbandictionary*

Guy: >:O Hey!
M.Y.D.O. by O_Xx May 27, 2005