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M.Y.D.O. 

MasturbateYourDickOff:

Used when chatting with a guy. Most often used at the end when the guy cuts of the chat abruptly, usually to masturbate. therefore you say mydo. and since i just made it up, they won't know what your talking about, well, til now
After a sexy conversation....

Guy: um... yeah.. g2g

Me: mydo!

Guy:wtf

*looks it up on urbandictionary*

Guy: >:O Hey!
M.Y.D.O. by O_Xx May 27, 2005
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e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D 

Let me ride yo dick and let me cum on yo dick
are you gone L.M.R.Y.D.A.L.M.C.O.Y.D ?

S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i 

Suck my dick or I will make you suck it
S.m.d.o.i.w.m.y.s.i and this is by corn. πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸšͺ

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face
Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f 

Let me suck your dick until you cum on my face
I want you to L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f 

Let me suck your dick until you nut on my face.
Girl: Babe, l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.o.m.f , tonight.

Guy: How bout rn? ;)