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Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.
Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"
by PegsForNips June 3, 2024
mugGet the Sparkle Titsmug.

Andrew Tit

An effeminate male who overcompensates by exerting their masculinity
Me: “what’s up with Kevin? He’s been so possessive over his girlfriend lately” “he had access to her phone and blocked me on all her socials”

George: “don’t take it too seriously, it’s just the Andrew Tit in him”
mugGet the Andrew Titmug.

Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye
Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”
by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023
mugGet the Tit for titmug.

titted

its when you get hit in the tit
haha you got titted
by jessicak November 18, 2014
mugGet the tittedmug.

Tit Wink

The Act of flashing your tits but constantly raising your shirt up and down at a rapid rate
My wife would tit wink the lead singer for a guitar pick
by DBriddle May 18, 2024
mugGet the Tit Winkmug.

Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"
by Damien Soade September 11, 2011
mugGet the Tits Comamug.

tit chunker

The worst cunt muffin you can find. Think about what cunt muffins are then them double that. They are the stupidest cunts fuckers on the earth. The dumbest cock juggling thunder cunts you can think of
The tit chunker was saying he doesn't know how many earths he's been on.
by Sluttiest one June 30, 2017
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