shit thumb

when a girl is riding you backwards and you stick your thumb up her butt and you get shit on it.

last night this chick rode me backwards and i stuck my thumb up her butt. when i woke up in the morning i had shit thumb!

by shizzle07 July 16, 2007

bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.

Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary

by genegine October 14, 2006

shit machine

a person who shits so much it is just like a factory for shit

people: hey look it's the shit machine!!
annie tajljaard: hey guyysss.

by melonss August 16, 2010

shit in their hat

to ask someone to leave them alone or to go away in a dismissive way.

After he was asked to give money to the political cause, he told the campaign volunteer to shit in his hat.

by Ryan in NH August 26, 2005

Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

shit ache

A pain in the stomach from an immense need to shit. Often used as an excuse to get out of doing things, in a way it's almost like the male version of period pain.

"Hey, dudes, I have to go. I have a mad shit ache."
"Fuck that dude, you are such a piker"
"I'm serious dude, I'm about to shit all over the place"

by Blaine Ray December 16, 2007

lucky shit

derogatory way of referring to lucky star, a slice of life anime revolving around the lives of four Japaneses school girls.

My friend won't stop watching lucky shit, he even memorized that stupid song at the end.

Like Seinfeld lucky shit is a show about nothing, except that because i don't happen to a Japanese school girl i can't relate with any of it.

by bawww May 27, 2008