Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009

Poop

Poop is brown, stinky, and comes out of your butthole. Immature kids find it funny, aka me.

Guy 1: "I need to poop"
Guy 2: *laughs*

by caprisunismybaby September 16, 2020

Poop Voyage

When ever your shit don't get flushed because it is too big, and you grab a big chunk of toilet paper and give it a little push to its destination.

That food that we'd eten last night, really made me need to Poop Voyage that shit.

by xX_Master_Baiter_Xx April 20, 2019

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by topten April 27, 2016

Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022

rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.

Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?

by AJ911 April 10, 2019

And I poop

A new way to say and I oop, while also making fun of VSCO girls.

Also, a way to say you are taking a shit

You: VSCO girls are so annoying, I cant stand the way they keep saying And I oop, like...
*VSCO girl enters*
You: And i poop

by ImEssIguess November 25, 2019