Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.

That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!

by Big Al72 March 2, 2011

French Man

This is, in fact, an oxymoron, as there is no such thing.

What a French Man? Are you sure?

by Mac April 16, 2004

Peyton Manning

The next Dan Marino. Can deliver the deepball without much effort. Can complete short passes with just the right speed so that it's easy to catch but hard to intercept. According the the pro-bowl Querterback challenge, Is the most accurate QB in the league right next to Matt Hasselback. Has set 14 total NFL records and 33 NCAA school records. Never has done drugs. Is the Tennessee Volenteer's all-time leading passer. Has a SEC Record in wins as a starter. Set the NCAA all-time record for interception percentage. Had a 3.61 GPA. Despite all this, never won the Heisman trophy (WTF's up with that!?), set the record for QB rating and touchdown mark with a rating of 121.1 and 49 touchdowns.

So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football

Peyton Manning does not choke in playoffs, his team does.
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.

EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg

EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING

by Spikesy June 11, 2006

man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.

"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"

by hellybelly123 March 15, 2013

Man Period

A natural occurrence in males around every 3-6 months where hormone levels, both testosterone and oestrogen, are higher than usual. This often manifests itself in mood swings and/or general lethargy.

1: "What's wrong?"
2: "I dunno, just kind of down."
1: "What's up?"
2: "Nothing, just feeling down. Don't know why, must be on my man period."

by MrCfR January 9, 2010

Man Baggage

The bunching of material around the genital area, (in men OR women) usually when wearing especially tight trousers or a safety harness. Could be described as the male version of a camel toe in men that happen to be favourably equipped.

Rob: "Dude! That harness is giving you MAJOR man baggage!"
Matt: "Yeah, (he begins to abseil) well they don't call me 'Nessie' for nothing!"

by Lanky-jack July 26, 2009

Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.

If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.

by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010