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Mike Johnson 

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
Mike Johnson by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

Lynching a Johnson 

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
Lynching a Johnson by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns
ewan joseph johnson by MindGaming January 18, 2017

The French Adam Johnson 

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt
Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

Double Log Johnson 

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.
Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team 

The place where OG’s are born and raised. The real ones. They always got each others backs.
“Yo nigga you rep eastside or west side?”
“Neither I rep Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team”

I think Tupac and Biggie were part of the Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team