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Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.
Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .
by vuk322 November 30, 2021
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buttcrack job

When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.
The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.
by Buttcrack_job January 15, 2024
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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
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Suck job

When someone orally penetrates your penis.
Maria, did you do a suck job last night?
by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019
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job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
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piston job

When a sexy brunette gives you an amazing blowjob until you cum in her mouth, she then swallows it and licks her lips
My girlfriend gave me a piston job lastnight it was amazing

You lucky bastard
by Barbay February 21, 2017
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blabba job

When the fat from a womens/mans cheeks covers your dick when they give head.
Amy gave me the best blabba job eva.
by mcthugster January 6, 2009
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