little boy E

ethan. the most amazing guy to ever exist?? i agree. it's impossible to not love him, but it's best if you back up. everything about him is so perfect, even his flaws. he's perhaps also the cutest guy out there. he always act so tough, but truth is that he has a heart that's so fragile. he is soft, very soft and it's so adorable. no one would ever want to break his precious heart. especially keyo, her heart is like connected to his.

ethan: breathes

keyo: fuck you now i'm soft

little boy E 🥺

by ethan's stalker, keyo April 16, 2019

e-fucking

When someone is so in love with you, that they disregard all opinions and decide to focus on only you and your sexual interests.
Fuck you Emily

I wanna tell Alyssa that she's wasting her time with her boyfriend, but she's to busy E-fucking him

by Ethan fucking roloviski April 18, 2019

E

Something that 'Herobrine' Build to hecc with Gamechaps

You: *Turns back*
Herobrine: HI
You: *Goes outside the house
you see a E built with Glowstone
You: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Lonsin April 20, 2019

e-pedos

A sexual predator using the internet to catch underage kids

Hey George, i've heard you've been talking to Richard, i think he's a e-pedos

by bigdicknigga12 April 24, 2019

E

eE

Eae ee E

by eeeeeeeeedddddddeeeeeeedddddee April 25, 2019

E scam

When you get scammed or scam people on EBAY

Dam that guy got E scamed

I’m going to E scam somebody

by Kong/pain April 29, 2019

E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)

I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!

by BlackCrane May 1, 2019