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God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."
Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."
Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"
by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017
Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.
It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).
Jehova has also become a popular name of god.
Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.
It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).
Jehova has also become a popular name of god.
Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
by Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight June 01, 2022
God's play adds onto the sadist/masochist type of sexual play. God's play is when your partner put you in a position that could be harmful, however the scenario is safe it's the thought of what could have happened if it were to really happen. A partner could tie their sub and hold a fake gun to their head and say they will shoot them if they cum, in which they do the partner only degrades the sub and does not actually do anything harmful.
Dom: "would you look at that? You would have fucking died, I said not to cum and u still did with a gun to your head. Your really enjoying God's play huh?"
by tsuki_puppy October 01, 2021
by NewDefinitionsEveryday October 21, 2020
Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022
"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
by PumpGodism December 22, 2017