Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

spiral tit

that thing ezra does to guys

“ezras the best at spiral tits”

by FUCKYOU2001 December 30, 2021

Tits Wigglin'

refers to anything or anyone that is far better than a latter description of the aforementioned

That party last night Billy's was tits wigglin' compared to John and Mark's. OR
Even though I didn't get bring my Harley to the rally it was still tits wigglin'!

by Bitchface Kitty January 3, 2022

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022

Tit harvest machine

The device that sucks the pregnant woman's titties bone dry. The most useful device on any Amazon baby registry.

Janine's titties were deflated after using the tit harvest machine. Her nipples were soft after a successful tit harvest.

by Rock your rockhard January 6, 2022

National tit pic day

Send tit pics to every guy that asks

It’s national tit pic day

by Daddy baddie January 17, 2022

Glitter Tits

A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter

Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?

by The Two Headed Dog January 19, 2022