I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

by Milicent December 26, 2009

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

tight like I'm two

a really tight pum pum

omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao

by momomarsssss February 14, 2018

wish like a fat girl

The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.

Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!

by von groovy June 9, 2017

you look like a slut

You wear really slutty clothes and you act like a complete whore

"You look like a slut because that's what you are"

by Kittttenfucked November 15, 2016

yeeder like derek jeter

a term created by angie; to be said in place of hell yeah or hell yes; yee+ der (like derek jeter)

Yeeder like derek jeter!

by ang.ietp August 5, 2010