Chill King

A boy/girl who effortlessly finds ways of chilling out and in whatever kind of situation he/she finds themselves in. Usually stays indoors, but has all kinds of cool stuff to do.

Guy: hey man is chris coming out to party on friday?
Guy2: Nah man, chris is stuck babysitting, he will be fine though...he's a chill king

by King of Panty March 20, 2018

king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes

Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!

by Afghan dan December 12, 2017

King

A man named Jordan Shapiro

That beautiful King is all that i aspire to be.

by qwertyuiopmzxncvmxnvcz April 25, 2022

Kingdomless kings

A certain demographic of men who are constantly heralded and called king, despite being unable to create a decent working civilisation, not even being able to look after a neighbourhood.

Mammy: "Black men, y'all are kings."
Smart Black woman: "More like kingdomless kings."

by divestnoww May 2, 2021

Short King

These are people who are below average height but have learned to accept it, they are praised for doing so.

Tall Geezer: You're so short hahahaha
Short King: *shows huge cock*
Tall Geezer: oh I'm so sorry I ever called you short

*Short King has hot gay sex*

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

Mushroom King

The king of dicks, typically someone who is a total jerk to people.

That guy sure is a mushroom king.

by SirRansom November 6, 2024

King Nel

King Nel will appear if you summon the John of Bothan. The Ruler of the Pladda Flats
Can be abbreviated to Nel with context of peasant.

I got in a 4 v 1 at school, but King Nel tanked it.
You have been "Wan Nel'd"

by PolskaDyro November 12, 2020