Shit Brit

The equivalent of American trash. Basically a low-life (poor morals or values) person from the UK.

This clown-ass Shit Brit tried to start a fight with me for no reason.

by Warbucks2 June 2, 2009

shit teeth

When someone eats a chocolatey food such as Oreos, causing the teeth to look like they're covered in shit.

Travis: Mmmm Oreos.
Alex: Ew dude you got shit teeth, close your mouth!

by MikeC Fo Sho June 19, 2008

Shit Rig

When your computer is deemed completely shit by your online gaming buddies.

TwiSteD: how did you miss that ???
Chaosjuuh: Stop throwing smokes my FPS drops to 15

TwiSteD: o rly?
Chaosjuuh: Ja
TwiSteD: OMG shit rig.....Build a decent rig TBH.....

by th3r34lTwiSteD July 16, 2009

ape shit

To literally go insane, usually accompanied by flailing arms, incomprehensible gurgling noises and a crazed look.

Did you see that guy going down the residential area at 110 mph? He went through someones fucking lawn, THEIR GODDAMN LAWN AND THROUGH THE FENCE TOO. God, then he got to the orphanage, it was a massacre. I tell ya man, he was going ape shit.

by Morpha's Tox Box July 4, 2011

shit holster

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Invisible Shit

The event that occurs when one takes a dump, and upon standing to flush the toilet cannot see the recently disposed waste. Usually happens when a larger dump is taken.

John was coming over to see a movie, but he took an invisible shit and thinks that toilet leprechauns are after his feces.

by KenyaEast January 25, 2009

shit spinner

someone who talks a load of rubbish

"You are a shit spinner!"

by Anonymous May 5, 2003