Joozo Momentum

Joozo Momentum is a quantum state spectrum resulted after a stupid action has been made by mistake naturally.

Ah shit. I made a Joozo Momentum!

by milf<3 May 1, 2021

Prime Moments Giuseppe

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Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Siiiiiii Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

A Luke Momento

when you do something very stupid and retarded

“Hey wanna buy some candy?”
“Nah i used all the money on Fortnite new season”
“THATS A LUKE MOMENTO!”

by Thatmonster8 June 11, 2021

momection

An erection caused by your friends mom or, if it sadly be true, your own mother.

Paul: "Dude Sam's mom totally gave me a momection when she walked in last night."

Steve: "Paul, that was your mom."

Paul: "Oh shit"

by Doctor Dangerous 36 June 10, 2011

Momantum

When two men resort to a form of physical contact due to their momentum.

Two guys walking towards each other in a crowd suddenly see each other and their momantum causes them to give an akward man hug instead of a handshake. This usually occurs with men who haven't seen each other recently but, could happen with strangers.

hughuggingmenmanhandshakefist bumpbumpcrowdwalkingmomentumhugged

by G0T_the_LIFE July 17, 2013

momment

The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."

"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?"
"In a second."
"Oh no, not a momment!"

by Sassafrazzle April 9, 2021

momena

a sexy girl who makes boys fall in love with her then leaves them on delivered for the rest of her life

bro she left me on delivered

who?

momena

by annonymous456 August 22, 2021