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Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
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delaware canal

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.
My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.
by s.exe December 21, 2016
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Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.
While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.
by QueenB85 February 3, 2017
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New Canaan

A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football

Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
New Canaan is the place where everyone owns at least 3 cars.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
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cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.
Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!
by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018
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turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018
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Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.
Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.
by Wicksterr June 5, 2018
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