BA-Zing

The sometimes witty banter between two, to each other, completely unknown IRC users, often involving leud remarks regarding the dubious relationship of parents BEFORE marriage, references to former sexual indiscretions or suggestions to engage in sexual intercourse with one self...

<Wolfrage> Thats MR. inbred bald little poof.
<Rotator> I'll call you Mister when you marry my skanky ass mom :)
<Wolfrage> Then you'd be calling me Milkman.
<Rotator> Yeap.. Or based on your webcam... Michelin Man...

by Dennis Haagensen January 20, 2004

Zing1

The Zing1 is the unofficial title given to an character by KenG

Zomg! j00r icon is Zing1!!

by h0b0 September 23, 2004

zinged

When someone gets hits you with a zinger

Thats what she said
Yo! Vezzo he zinged you

by Vezzo December 3, 2007

Zing

A non-fatal electric shock

"Damn I just got zinged by that electric cable, dagnammit!"

by Evfedu April 9, 2006

Zinger

The best, most delightful pastry, sometimes referred to as a God turd. Has been known to enduce superpowers and long periods of ecstasy.

( Part 1 )
Ryan: Dude you totally just lifted that car.
John: Yea man, it's cuz i had Zingers.

( Part 2 )
Ryan: What's that stain on your crotch?
John: Oh, that was the ecstacy enduced by Zingers.

by DudeToTheDudeMan February 9, 2010

zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

by Fred March 27, 2005

zing

to thrust your pelvic region in a outward motion while saying "zing" usually toward someone of the feminent gender.

i was hanging at the bar the other day and two hot babes were there needless to say i zinged em and spilt the blondes drink.

by garth90210 March 12, 2010