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glock yourself

When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh
How about you fucking glock yourself
by Itslittymyg January 14, 2019
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Love yourself

A project with UNICEF and worldwide known kpop group BTS. They lroduced the album-series LOVE YOURSELF to help people love themselfes. Their layest albums' name in LOVE YOURSELF: ANSWER.
ME: Oh, is that the signature of the latest BTS album, "LOVE YOURSELF: TEAR" on your t-shirt?
HER: Yeah, I love them, you can buy this online!💜
by Asialover2000 January 16, 2019
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keep yourself alive

An amazing song written the legends themselves, Queen, why listen to the crap on the radio while you can just listen to this.
Child: yo, old town road is better than the crap you listen to.
Me: kid you better keep yourself alive right now or else i'll be a killer queen right now.
by Dr. Rhye July 21, 2019
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Redeem Yourself January

When you failed nnn november 1st and you redeem yourself by not nutting for the whole january
Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january

Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn
by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019
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Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
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Throwing yourself down

Nicholas, please stop throwing yourself down every Christmas morning when you do not like your presents.
by jamminjunq May 23, 2020
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Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!
by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021
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