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shift work

Shift work is work designed to utilize 24 hours of the day.
Convenient store clerks, large-scale factory workers, police officers, etc.

"Shift work, tough work for the busy convenience store clerk
Two feet that hurt, going insane
She's mad at some lad
Drove off and didn't pay for his gas and he won't be the last
'round the clock pain
Work seven to three
Three to eleven
Eleven to seven"
"Shift work" by Kenny Chesney
by Joseph Q. Chen February 4, 2008
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Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.
FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!
by sammyag April 19, 2009
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White trash work ethic

Self-delusional banter from uneducated, obese white males; which describes all of the "things" that one is going to do, should do, and has to do. In reality, these "tasks" are either delegated to a spouse, significant other, friends or children - or not done at all. A typical venue in which this To-Do list is discussed is while sitting down, drinking beer and/or chewing tobacco.
White trash work ethic example:

Person 1: "Next week, I'ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn."

Person 2: "Really? You're going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You're such a fat, lazy leach of a shit."
by Chowderhead34 August 4, 2011
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Work Wake

When someone wakes up at earlier than they wanted to on the weekend because they are used to waking up early for work.
Dave - "Fuck man, I'm really tired today because I work waked at 6am this morning and couldn't get back to sleep."

Kevin - "Go fuck yourself"
by DirtyDaveSanchez December 19, 2010
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wockstar

a nigga that drinks a lot of lean. A daily lean drinker
Aye nigga i drank a cup and a half of lean today. It got me feelin like a wockstar
by Zohle May 7, 2018
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wordsalad shooter

Person who speaks an incoherent series of words, sometimes just related enough to the topic at hand to keep his/her obsequious minions awed by his/her "brilliance."
Sarah Palin is the WORDSALAD SHOOTER of today.
by tifosa November 30, 2010
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Bitch Work

Commonly used to describe work that is given to lower level employees to keep them occupied for hours at a time, usually assigned by managers or higher level employees who are either too fat or lazy to complete the task at hand themselves. This type of work is mostly found in restaurants and retail stores.
McGee was too busy sitting on his fat ass talking on his cell phone, so he decided to hand his bitch work over to one of the cashiers who was busy helping a long line of pissed off customers.
by Anonymous Employee April 21, 2006
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