Will Turner

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.

Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

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Turner

A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.

Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!

by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023

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Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

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Turner

A Turner is a person who takes negativity and turns it into positivity. He can turn some of your worst days to just another happy day. You are one of the luckiest people on the planet if you have a Turner. He’s funny, loving, smart, cute, true to himself, and has the ability to adapt to others emotions which makes him so amazing. That’s is always why you need to charisma all your time with him because that might be the last.

Turner

by Sherd March 9, 2019

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