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A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
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Wild Parsnip

Someone who is INSANELY wild in bed
Damn that girl was a wild parsnip last night! Could barely handle it.
by Bigfatbaddie May 4, 2020
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Wild introvert

Bold but discrete. Very confident person who lives for the moment. Effortlessly attractive being. Manifests a strong & enjoyable presence. Can be all over the place in real life but never seeking attention from a distance. Lowkey on social media & remains unknown to many. Never clout chase but gotta let em’ once in awhile.
Man this girl is so hot who is she?

Yo dawg she a wild introvert u might never see her face again.

Yo she seems like a wild introvert
Yeah man she lowkey a freak !!
by Glizzy glue May 16, 2020
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Wild CAS

Cock Sucker And Attention Seeker.

A wild breed of animal from the educational sector, known by peers to achieve very high grades and effort rating through 3rd party forms.
Wow, that wild CAS mustn't have gotten those good grades honestly.
by wildowstritch December 6, 2012
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psychologists in the wild

A phrase that aptly describes the predatory nature of those who use their carefully sharpened ‘street’ understanding of human nature designed to successfully scam people all over the world, using a simple phone or computer.
These folks are essentially psychologists in the wild, having honed their sociopathic skills to suck money in ways that cannot be traced from the bank accounts of vulnerable and trusting individuals who are caught off-guard by the crafted situations they present which produce sudden anxiety and fear and which so often leads to frequent jackpots for them.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023
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wild colonoscopy

When some on stuffs your head up an animal’s ass.
I’m giving this elephant a wild colonoscopy
by The only pug July 17, 2021
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wild rift

short for League of Legends: Wild Rift, the official mobile version of the MOBA game League of Legends developed by Riot Games
: let's play wild rift
ml plier: dead game
by pepperpepper July 8, 2021
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