Washburn

A piece of shit car made by farty Motor Company. It comes with 1.3 and 1.4 liter engines, and is made mainly of plastic. It was made to compete with the Daewoo Lanos.

"You're still driving a farty Washburn? What a loser!"

by UndeadHamasaki September 12, 2022

wolken wash

when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.

dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.

by Brandon dogg May 24, 2005

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.

by Captain Jugwash February 20, 2009

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Breeze Wash

The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.

ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!

-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.

ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!

-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.

by breezer101 November 17, 2009

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

jane-washed

when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.

person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!

person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed

person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later

by stagmire(: June 15, 2010