waste bander

when a male gets a "wood" that they proceed to tuck in their waste band

When I see an attractive girl I get a waste bander.

by WOODtucker February 27, 2012

DaPhNe WaStEd

To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.

Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .

by anonymous April 7, 2022

embryo wasted

The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.

Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.

by kenluckatal November 29, 2012

Walkup Wasted

A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.

Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.

Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!

by kylebutler32 August 5, 2012

Waste Puppet

Someone who is seen as a waste of space, time, and energy. This person is so useless they would lay down to take a shit. No hope left in this person's future.

Alex had so much potential but then he decided to become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 7, 2022

Vanessa Wasted

The symptoms of getting Vanessa Wasted are getting kicked out of the club, projectile vomiting every five minutes, showing your ass to at-least half the city, blacking out, inability of making a sentance, and severe amnesia.

Person 1: Yo bro why do I smell like garbage?
Person 2: Dude you were so Vanessa Wasted last night you passed out in the dumpster.
Person 1: Oh fuck man I hate getting Vanessa Wasted sometimes.

by Arfarfarf September 21, 2012

waste puppet

Someone who is a waste of time and energy. The type to lay down to take a shit. Useless in every way possible

Man Alex used to have his shit together, but he's really become a waste puppet!

by AAA Ardvaark June 6, 2022