pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016

lalah walker

amazingly stupid and un talented and the worst person ever. watch out for lalah she is a big butt face. She always got that nasty weave

lalah walker is not cool watch out for her always carrying them knifes

by junkman23 August 20, 2014

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

Pool Walker

An individual typically lacking teeth, is normally a redneck with loose clothes, or extremely tight clothes, who has owned a pool for over 8 years and has no idea what they are doing with it. They will insist that you are the reason their pool is green, even though they can't follow simple directions. Normally looking for an O-Ring or a gasket. You might smell them before you see them. They will also mess up your Golden Tee game before trying to return an open bottle of algaecide.

That pool walker just asked if we sell sand pumps.

by carson neal June 28, 2023

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Sam has a Walker penis.

by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020

Mr Walker

hot man with piercings and tattoos who also seems to be going a little grey. Works in the English department.

“Describe Mr Walker.”

“Quirky and different.”

“True.”

by dilf_lover December 12, 2021

walkers point

The gayberhood of Milwaukee where most of the gay bars, gay friendly restaurants, and gay clubs are. The pride parade is there every summer and it's pretty cool. Most of the gays that go to the gay spaces there are mentally unstable and have substance problems which is sad. DIX and LaCage Nightclub are where the young gays go to party or just flex to show they're a perfect clique. Harbor room, woodys, kruz, fluid, and walkers pint are the bars where the older guys hang out. The majority of the older guys at those bars are mean and bitter because they still have Peter Pan syndrome.

Hey girl let's go to walkers point in Milwaukee to get some meth at dix. We'll get so fucked up and have a chemsex orgy in the bathroom at harbor room.

by Lanaismama August 28, 2017