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walking the camel.

The act of wearing too tight short-shorts (or any tight apparel; jeans, leotard, pantyhose, panties, etc., in the crotch) , causing a 'camel-toe' to appear as the fabric of the shorts splits the labia majora to the vagina, then stopping every few steps to remove them from the vagina. Usually performed by pubescent girls in theme parks.

Performing the same function for public self-gratification.
"Doesn't that girl look ridiculous walking the camel?"

"Does she enjoy walking the camel?

"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"

"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "
by Meme March 19, 2015
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waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.
We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.
by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017
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Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.
That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.
by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019
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walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.
Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.
by x3y October 18, 2019
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wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020
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Walking Meme

One who is always funny bringing up the best jokes, quotes, memes, and vines
by Penguin 1234J August 5, 2020
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Walking Fedora

A incel or neckbeard with the pure purpose of spreading their gross opinions. Typically they smell like onions, have a scruffy neck beard and sterotypically wear a fedora. They're almost wrong 99% of the time and have gross behavior.
Did you see the new kid? Talk about a Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.
by Regurgitator_9000 February 5, 2021
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