violin chin

holding a phone with no hands, with phone between your chin and shoulder as if playing a violin

ive got to violin chin the phone because im working on a ladder, painting with one hand hoding on with the other

by riderx August 28, 2008

Violating the circle

V. To commence penetration of an orifice originally found in a person within a circle of friends, without other members of the group being privy to your carnal knowledge of the other person.

Mark in accounting is violating the circle by hooking up with Susie at the department's Christmas party.

by boredatwork11 May 18, 2011

violent wank

When you want to beat your meat but someone is coming to your house so you have to do it as fast as possible.

Dude last night I had the biggest boner but my mom wsd coming home so i had to do my signature "violent wank"

by Eggplantemoji May 29, 2019

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.

Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.

by D. Rae July 1, 2008

first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.

First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!

by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013

Physical domestic violence

What people do to their partner's when they're much too stupid to pull off the more socially acceptable emotional domestic violence. Such people feel inferior because they are inferior; and lacking intellectual resources for lashing out they use their bodies.

Dwayne's girlfriend is covered in bruises. He's attempting to assert his dominance and power through physical domestic violence because he's not intelligent enough to earn anybody's respect.

by pandorlla October 25, 2010

violence

Probably the second best thing in the world; right before porn.

Right after Conan the Barbarian ravished the witch with his very large wang, he threw her into a fire and crashed at her place until morning, thus were made popular the two greatest things ever: violence and porn.

by Lolacronyms September 25, 2007