A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
by LonleyWeeb November 26, 2020
Get the Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer mug.An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"
The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"
You: "I-"
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When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.
Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin
by Aspenburger September 1, 2021
Get the Aspen Fat Unit mug.both of u r right, g unit records was originated after the release of get rich or die tryin', altough G unit the "click" was around for some time before, EVEN BEFORE POWER OF THE DOLLAR!!! the label was started shortly after eminem and dre. sighned 50 to shady aftermath interscope. and all of you sayin that g unit is soo hard your wrong, maybe they used to be but money changed em' into a bunch of softees, if you want some REAL hard shit chill wit some crips or bloods, preferably crips...dumb wannabeez
y'all suck, what u should know bout g unit records is they got soft after get rich or die tryin made millions
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by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004
Get the p-unit mug."G" "unit" was the ancient Indian code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and boned random 'niggas' in the ass. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating in the Cranium'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting death. The unit other, the Psychological Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value, 50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status.
Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my head open, and ejactulates into my head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.
by EpC 2 September 4, 2005
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