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the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.
He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.
by Old Spicey May 19, 2019
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The Ultimate Luck

One who has all the luck. No matter the situation they will always win. Although, 1/7 days they will be unlucky . But then most days they will have the ultimate luck.
Zephyr truly has the ultimate luck. He just won the whole smash tournament!
by GBZ3 April 12, 2019
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The Ultimate Fury Based Lifeform

TUFBL is a being created after combining ANGER and RAGE. The anger is referred to as: “Angrygram” and the rage is referred to as “Bugatti Blasta”.
The Ultimate Fury Based Lifeform is full of rage!
by Erickbeebo July 3, 2021
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Ultimate Victory

Chamillionaire's second major album . It is the follow up album to The Sound Of Revenge. Set to release on March 27, 2006. His first single is going to be "Not a Criminal" featuring Kelis.
Chamillionaire's "Ultimate Victory" album is tight.
by Ntowncody January 19, 2007
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Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave
"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007
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Ultimate Fug Face

aka. U.F.F.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.

(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
by Jmemathinger January 11, 2009
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Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)

Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod

• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.

• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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