Two Hands

One of the greatest Australian films of all time. Plenty of blood and guts and fuckin good cars. Top story as well.

"Shoties are good, mate".
"The wrong choices can really fuck you up."
Two Hands is fuckin brilliant.

by Superbowl Xv April 10, 2018

Two Tone

A handgun usually of two different colors on the slide and frame.

I'll pull up at your crib and whip out the two tone on your ugly ass if you keep spreading them rumors.

by 2ezpz August 6, 2017

two in one

A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.

Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) July 8, 2017

Round Two

A second night of drinking and getting drunk.

"After last night, I'm ready for round two!"

by heyyitsblondie July 4, 2009

two-stroke

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

by Mr Curt September 21, 2006

Two hole

Slang term for every female on the planet

Fucking two holes are useless

by Charlieboi95 June 11, 2017

High Two

When two females bump their breasts against each other's as a symbol of friendship, accomplishment, or joy.

When they both recieved A's on their exams, Kelly and Erika performed a High Two, much to the delight of their male classmates.

by Charlie September 26, 2004